2009
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Bartender

The Bartender


THE BARTENDER


Race: Human

Occupation: Bartender of the Universe

Place of Birth: Tenderbar

Known Relatives: Mother (Unknown Name), Father (Unknown Name)

First Appearance: Neverending Nights – Seventeen: Heroes Bar & Keep

History: There’s much that isn’t known about “The Bartender.” Most speculate that he’s some kind of universal being – that he’s at every single bar, bartending and doing his job – all across the land, all at the same time. Whether he is some form of cosmic being, or he comes from a family of about three hundred known exact twins, remains unclear. And anytime someone asks him, he has a different story every time. (But then, it’s a bartender’s job to serve drinks and keep his clients entertained… so who knows the whole truth).


Regardless, there are only a few bars, scattered throughout the land, that “The Bartender” is not employed at (for example, the Drag Inn). Why this is, remains as mysterious as “The Bartender” himself.


Height: 5’8”

Weight: 210 lbs.

Eyes: Blue

Hair: White (Balding)

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NOTE: “The Bartender” has an unusual accent that has been known to rapidly annoy people. This could be so that clientele don’t keep asking him where he’s from. Or, he simply just had a bad accent.

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